In a large pot, heat olive oil over medium heat. Sauté onion and carrot 4 minutes or until onions are translucent.
Stir in garlic and mushrooms until fragrant, about 1 1/2 minutes.
Add in ramen noodles, bouillon, and 1 cup of water. Stir in enough chicken broth to create 8 cups of liquid, total. Bring to boil.
Stir in soy sauce, 1 tablespoon at a time, tasting as you go. Stir in sesame oil and chard.
Once noodles are cooked, serve soup hot and garnish with chopped green onion, radishes, boiled eggs, and black sesame seeds.
Notes
*I used these udon noodles (found at Fred Meyer) because I couldn't find actual legit fresh ramen noodles and didn't feel like using the $0.15 ramen packs, though either of those would and could work.